Council of the Yeti Resolution #354

WHEREAS this weblog, colloquially known as YetiThink, was inaugurated approximately six weeks ago, as a vehicle for the Poster, hereafter known as the First Party, to disseminate his propaganda, hereafter referred to as Musings, to the general populace,

CONSIDERING that this Project was begun with the explicit and implicit Intent that new posts should be made with Regularity, enabling those, hereafter referred to as the Second Party, who would enjoy the reading of aforementioned posts, to, in fact, enjoy reading said posts,

INASMUCH as there have been no new posts of consequence for the past three weeks, in effect breaching this implicit Agreement between the First Party and the Second Party, smashing it to tiny bits and pounding it into the ground,

WHEREAS I was not invited to the Second Party, and Noone came to the First Party, and the Chips were quite stale in any event,

STIPULATING that if any of the Parties participating in this Agreement is shown not to be in their right mind, the entire Agreement is automatically nullified,

EXPECTORATING the Chips, which were really not very good at all,

IMPLYING that I will now make posts on a more regular basis, although not actually saying so explicitly,

THEREFORE, let it be known, declared, and generally proclaimed that I shall perhaps maybe possibly think about making more posts sometime soon.


AMENDMENT I
The sixth clause, i.e. the Expectoration Clause, shall henceforth be considered Null and Void, in deference to the sensibilities of notable propogandees of YetiThink. Rather, the Chips shall be swallowed, but with a grim Face, and the number of Chips shall not exceed three(3).