The First Lesson of Being A Yeti
Why hello, people. You'll be happy to hear that my long absence was entirely intentional. Yes, sir. In honor of my exceptionally long absence, I was awarded the Invisibility Prize by the Council of Yetis.
What? You don't believe me? You think I'm a liar? Humph. How then, do you explain this magnificent trophy?

I hope that is enough to convince you that I am, at the very least, a liar with some basic ability in Photoshop.
I suppose that part of the reason why I haven't posted in a while is that my desire to tell people things is currently being expended on Wikipedia... But who knows? This post may be a new beginning, and you may be seeing more of me around here in the future.